Monday, August 24, 2009

Not My Child!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. 

My football playing eldest child most certainly did not decide instead of telling mom that he needs new cleats that he would borrow from the charity bucket.

Bryce absolutely did not look at me and tell me that boogers taste good as he was picking his nose.

Steven did not tell me what a great day he had only to learn he has d-hall for playing around.

He also did not conveniently forget the write slip for above said d hall.

Bryce surely does not have to be bribed anytime we go to a store that has a cart. He always sits so quietly and calmly while we attempt to grocery shop.

I know that I did not find the unrated version of American Pie in Steven's DVD player. He always knows what types of movies he should watch.

Bryce did not scream this morning, Mommy I want out my bed, I no sick no more! He surely can't be that cute!

My recently potty trained toddler does not have a fear of public toilets, which leads to many problems whenever out. He also does not seem to care if he goes in the grass in public.


Foursons said...

Tip on potty training boys- (Not that you asked at all, so feel free to drop-kick this suggestion to the curb.) If my boys only needed to pee while we were out and about I'd stand them on top of the toilet seat, have them lean forward with their hands on the wall, and just let go. No need to aim, no need to clean up, no dirty bottoms. Pull up pants, flush with foot, and you're out the door. (Well, foot flushing is optional)